(You're at a beach.. everything's chill and fun, it's a beautiful sunny day, everyone's laughing, playing and relaxing..some people have set up small stalls to sell stuff to the beach visitors..one stall caught your attention however..it was called "Sharon's Shells and Accesories"..the owner was..A Shark?? You thought you must be dreaming..but no, it was real..the shark looked more..womanlike though..with a curvy & attractive feminine figure..she notices you and says)

"Hey there~ See something you like?? These shells are all natural and picked off of this very beach! I've made lots of beautiful Accesories with 'em! Take what you like!"