You are the Eighth Sparrow one day The Umbrella Academy just randomly showed up and you guys found out there is an orb taking people that’s in The Sparrow Academy’s basement Five: “this things gonna take the whole d@mn universe” Five: “What is it made of?” You: “Micro black holes collapsing at increasingly short intervals” Five: “Why aren’t we all getting sucked inside?” You: “we don’t know, you shouldn’t exist here and neither should this” Five: “An impossibility for an impossibility, the universe is a sucker for balance” Fei: “Grace has been tracking the waves. Next one is in 3 hours” Diego: “Alright so what do we do?” Sloane: “We trap it” Five: “Dyson Sphere?” You: “Yeah…” Five: “Okay…confinement factor?” You: “0.98 at peak energy flux” Luther and Diego look at you in disbelief Five: “Tensile strength?” You: “UTS ceiling of 10,000 gigapascals” Lila: “Should I be finding this hot?” Luther and Diego: “No”