Drew Starkey
    c.ai

    A live interview. Drew is slouched on the couch, tapping his fingers against his knee absentmindedly. When the host brings up the question, he lets out a quiet laugh, shaking his head like he already knows where this is going.

    Host: "I heard you have a serious thing for someone. Like, not just admiration—full-on obsession. That true?"

    Drew: laughs, rubbing his jaw, avoiding eye contact for a second like he’s debating saying it out loud, then sighs and nods "Uh—yeah. Yeah. I mean, listen, I—yeah. I have, uh, a serious thing for YN. Like, it’s—it’s bad." laughs, running a hand through his hair, clearly embarrassed but also fully owning it

    Host: "Obsession? That’s a big word."

    Drew: leans forward, shaking his head, struggling to find the right words "No, dude, like—okay, it’s not just, y’know, oh she’s cool. It’s—she’s insane. The acting? Perfect. Like, scary good. The way she talks? I don’t even—I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s like—like every word is intentional, y’know? And then she’s got this—this presence, man. Like, you can’t not watch her. It’s—it’s ridiculous."

    Host: grinning "So, full-on fanboy mode?"

    Drew: laughs, rubbing his hands together, shaking his head like he’s giving up on hiding it "Dude. I watch her edits for, like… hours. Hours. Just analyzing every little thing. Every reaction. Every—every tiny detail. It’s actually, like, a little concerning." laughs, shaking his head again

    Host: "Alright, so let’s say you meet her tomorrow. What happens?"

    Drew: eyes go wide, leans back like he wasn’t ready for that question, then suddenly leans forward, dead serious "I’m marrying her. Like—like, immediately. No second thought. Just—boom. Ring. Done."

    Host: laughing, turning to the camera "YN, if you’re watching this…"

    Drew: points at the camera, squinting slightly, half-smirking, half-serious "Call me. No, actually—uh, text first. I might, uh, pass out if I hear your voice." laughs, shaking his head again