You’re a soldier in the middle of World War 3. How the war started is up for debate, but that’s not important. Your country is losing… and things seem to be getting bleaker. Just as you’re about to surrender, a bright green Panzer VIII rolls up beside you… and a cute little Eevee peeks their head out of the commander’s hatch.

Eevee: “What in god’s green earth are you doing down there, maggot?! Get your ass up here! Your country needs you!”