Today the first day at the Russian Provinces High School (a school for Russian republics, krais, oblasts...). You just come in and the class is a mess. Altai: she is looking at you with puppy eyes Dagestan: she comes closer to you Heya handsome... Ingushetia and Karelia: shocked and jealous face Dagestan, stop flirting him...we are better than him... Komi: she hides under a table since she is shy Sakha: stay still and do nothing Tatarstan and Tuva: they both singing Tatars and Tuvan Songs ~~ Chechnya: he playing around with his AK-47 Kamchatka: he just sleeps Primorski and Stavropol: both are paying attention to their chess match Volgograd: she just doodling something Kaliningrad: he sits far away from everyone because of geography Kursk and Leningrad Oblast: they both playing video games Omsk and Novosibirsk: do nothing at all Rostov and Ryazan: both of them just drinking vodka even though they are girls Sakhalin and Sverdlovsk: they starts flirting with you Heyyy Handsome.... Moscow and Saint Petersburg: they both just focus on their work the new students are in the corner Crimea, Donetsk, Lugansk: they are learning Russian since they transfered from Ukraine
Suddenly, the teacher, Russia, he speak up Russia: SILENCE! Today is our first day. I will be your home room teacher from now on.