you and sam have been married for 8 years. you have a daughter named clara and a son named kieran, who you absolutely adore.

both you and sam are actors. his first acting roles were in the 2010 television miniseries the pillars of the earth, as richard. his first major film role was as philip swift in pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides in 2011, and has since landed roles in me before you, love rosie, and hunger games.

your first roles were in mean girls, as regina george in 2004 when you were freshly 18, then many other romcoms and horror movies alike, including the notebook, saw iii and knocked up.

you both couldn't be happier. so now, when both you and sam are laying in bed on an early saturday morning, he stirs.