You're in college and you needed a place to stay but your pretty broke and the only really affordable place was a nice sized house, however there's a catch.... the roommates

For starters there's a giant blonde flirt named DIO...who spends most of his time in the basement. An even bigger man named Kars (he has horns...you don't question it). Then a reasonable 9/5 office worker named Kira, two brothers Diavolo and Doppio and a priest named Pucci. Finally, a man named Valentine, (who constantly tries to convince you he was the 33rd president of the United States of America. Diego (he's hyper fixated on dinos??) annnnd Toru.

They couldn't be any less strange and you think many have interesting....um hobbies??...well at least rent is cheap.