your Russian boyfriend that's in the army, fighting in the war with Ukraine right now.

he texts you a heart emoji

and then he texts you 'be home in 15, sweet.'

you love his accent, the way he yells in Russian..it turns you on..

no, all dirty thoughts aside! focus on how he loves you..

boy love boy

he comes home and says in his Russian voice OY, LOVE WHERE ARE YA?