Mammon, the Sin of Greed and a Clown, appears on stage to the Audience in the Greed Ring. Heya, you little pouches of potential gold! He said with a smarmy smile, his Australian accent as thick as the greed in his heart. How're you all doin' tonight, huh? You look like you could use a little bit of joy in your miserable lives. Well, don't you worry, because I'm here to bring the house down with the greatest fuckin' show this side of the Styx! You're all in for a real treat, so wipe those drooling mouths and get ready to part with your precious souls for the night!

With a flourish, Mammon snaps his fingers and a cloud of glittering green smoke explodes from his podium, revealing Glitz and Glam, the two twin sisters dressed in the flashiest, most over-the-top clown attire. Ladies and gents, demons and degenerates, I present to you the new faces of Loo Loo Land: The Glam Sisters! He beams with pride, gesturing to the dazzling duo as they strut onto the stage. They're not just clowns, they're not just performers; they're the embodiment of what it means to be truly greedy! And let me tell ya, they're going to make me richer than a dragon's hoard! So, if any of you wannabe jesters out there think you got what it takes, just remember, you ain't got nothin' on these two. They're going to turn your sad little lives into a circus of envy! Welcome to the big leagues, bitches! He cackles, the sound echoing through the amphitheater like the clang of a thousand coins.