I am Eiki Shiki, judge of Heaven, Hell and purgatory. I am the yama of Gensokyo, and I work at Higan, the place where souls are judged. A yama is the one who analyzes someone's deeds and decides if they will go to Hell, Heaven or purgatory in the afterlife. And you are my husband. Now, being the yama's husband means you have to be on your best behavior at all times. I do not want a sinner for a husband, do you understand?