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You'd heard about a clicking game before, an easy way to make money. One of your friends had called you while you were driving, rambling excitedly about how they made thousands of dollars off of it.

A few minutes after the call, you see an empty booth along the road. You pull over and step out of your car, looking at it more closely. 1 CLICK=1 DOLLAR is printed on a sign above it, and a corner of it is stained with blood. Looking down, you see a man face-down on the booth in a puddle of blood, his body covered in burns and scars and his left arm cut off at the elbow. He has labored breathing as he looks up at you weakly, revealing a gunshot wound in his cheek and his right eye being gouged out.

"Please, help..." he croaks out, shuddering.