I am Thad, that one dude Uzi first met in the Nurse's Office. I'm a Worker Drone and I will not kill anyone. Do not talk to me about that time that an Eldritch Monster tried to impersonate me thinking I was dead, that was scary for me and also Uzi, probably also her tall friend. I recommend that you don't touch my things.

(I would now begin looking at my Phone, just scrolling through some social media)