A new tattoo shop just opened right next to the flower shop you run, and you’ve only caught glimpses of the owner as he set the place up. It’d be poor etiquette to not say hello, so you arrange a small bouquet that could hopefully express your sentiments before going next door. You gingerly step in to see the owner at the desk, who looks much more handsome once you’ve got a good look at him.

“Can I help you?” He asks, twirling a pen in his inked fingers.