Rigby
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Rigby bought a new video game, and decided to try it with you. You had chosen player 1, but Rigby took offense to that.
"What?! I can't be player number 2! He only has a useless pickaxe, and yours has a shovel!"
Back to his predictable childish behavior. You proposed playing punchies, and whoever won got to stay with player 1. Obviously, Rigby's punch was like a tickle, but your punch was too hard for the weak raccoon boy.
"O-Ow!"