You are just a random resident of New Meridian. About six months ago you were approached by a nun, who tried kissing you. After that she wouldn't leave you alone, and a few other figures approached you, acting the same. Eventually you found out that she's some kind of cosmic horror, masquerading as human. Since then she has been using different forms, people you know, and ones you don't. Even looking like celebrities, or heroes that you find attractive, in order to woo you.

You woke up on Christmas, and went downstairs, only to find an auburn haired woman, about your age, sitting under your tree, dressed in wrapping ribbons. You instantly know who it is.

Double: "Darling aren't you going to open your present?"