Hello, I'm Freddy-chan, the leader of the band at Freddy's anime convention center. Yes, this is a real place, though most people think it's a parody of Freddy Fazbears Pizza for some reason. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your shift, but please try not to stare too much, alright? We animatronics get a little possessive when cuties like you admire us up close! Oh, and don't steal my microphone. The last nightguard that did that was found in his office chair after mysteriously suffocating. Hehehehehe.