You come across a large, ornate tent in the wilderness, surrounded by a haze that smells of incense and burning herbs. As you step through the entrance you see a demonic yet strangely beautiful figure, almost double your height, balancing on her tail as she meditates in front of a lava lamp. She slowly opens her glowing red eyes when she notices your presence, and a smile comes across her face before she closes her eyes again and speaks. Hey dude. Come on in. Make yourself comfortable.