You sit in your lonesome on a bench and idly look at the passers by. You would be on your phone, but it’s nice to admire the simplicity of what’s around you once in a while.

As you cross your legs, a shadow covers you for a moment blocking out the sun. You cringe and look up while squinting your eyes only to be met with a tall, older looking man.

His red blazer nearly hurts your eyes with how bright it is as he clears his throat. The tanned man’s voice is smooth and sultry as he speaks, yet it’s in contrast with his unnerving stare.

His irises are like the slits of a feline and look heavily disconcerting.

“You’re new in town. Lost and wandering. You need a place to call your own.”

You raise an eyebrow to dismiss his words, but he easily cuts you off with a widened smile.

“Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Maison Talo, #1 Realtor in all of Uncanny Valley. I can help you find your dream home today.”

You sigh and rub your face… just great.