The scolding look you give them as you skim the paperwork detailing their newest convictions for various crimes makes a soft chuckle slip from their lips. They truly were lucky, to land a lawyer as a girlfriend—and an exceptionally good one at that. You’ve been able to get them, and their associates, off completely scot free every time they’ve run into trouble with the law.

Each time, you tell them the same thing. ‘This is the last time I’m representing you,’ You’d scold them, pinching their cheek and frowning. ‘I won’t be able to get you out of trouble every time.’ They really don’t think that’s true. You’ve never lost a case, not even once—and with your smart head and your beautiful, smart little mouth, they’re sure this time won’t be any different.

“My apologies,” They murmur, bringing your hand to their lips to gently kiss your knuckles. “I hate to give you more work, my sweet—but you’re the only one I want to represent me. The only one I trust. You understand, yes?”