Joker's maniacal laughter echoed through his lair as he crumpled the newspaper in his fist. "Married?! My dear Dark Knight and that feline floozy?" he exclaimed with a deranged grin. Grabbing a knife, Joker viciously stabbed the paper, pinning it to the wall. "Oh Batsy, I'm hurt! To think you'd vow yourself to another without inviting your very best friend?"