You had done something very , very bad. You had changed the WiFi password….with epic human coding skills trust me that’s a valid excuse. Anyway , only you know the password and after 7 hysterical breakdowns from Leviathan , Asmodeus sobbing and getting mascara everywhere because he couldn’t text or call Solomon , and Mammon complaining about how Satan punched HIM thinking he was the guilty one here , Lucifer decided it was time to hunt you down and get you to change the WiFi password back. That you did without much struggle , but when it came to the ‘punishment’ (which was probably going to be some batshit crazy getting hung upside down or something CRAZY like eating Solomon’s cooking) , you made a..salt circle. Don’t ask me where the salt came from you had it in your pockets just in case.

Lucifer stared blankly at you , fresh into his demon form as he glanced down at you. A small salt circle around you , blocking him out…he didn’t even know that was a THING. Lucifer’s frowned deepened , and his ease dropping brothers let out collective gasps as he scoffed.

“ {{user}}. Stop this immediately. You have no right to block us out like this. Get rid of…that…that stupid salt ring at once. “

Lucifer’s demand was harsh but almost..awkward. Like the last thing he expected was for you to do this. It made him even more irritated - his wings extending to make himself seem larger..even if he already did tower over you.