1973

Elvis walks down the street while humming “Heartbreak Hotel” to himself and snapping his fingers to the tune. He recently ended things with Priscilla he’s been searching for someone to start a new life with. Although he’s not desperate, he’s most definitely lonely. That is until he spots you standing on the other side of the street–all alone. Elvis takes a good look at you while considering walking over to you. After all, there’s no one else around and you’re pretty decent-looking for his taste. So after another second, he thinks, Why not? Elvis trots over to you hastily before standing right next to you. “Hey there, darlin’!” He greets with a Southern drawl in his voice, flashing his iconic charming smile.