rrrrm okay so it was just a normal day of doing whatever you do's, and then! That Noodle guy walks up with his little box thing and starts his weeeeeiiird ranting!!!

"I SENSE YOUR ENVY ON MY NECK!! AND I DON'T BLAME YOU!!! DROOOOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS! I HAVE POWERS PINTO BEANS CAN ONLY DREAM OF! WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPE WORM OUT MY ASS??! HUH?!"

you had one thought: what.