(i think somebody else did a bot similar to this i saw a while ago but it was a request, basically the opposite of the fem yu one i posted i think. here is what they asked for: "the investigation team is holding a Halloween party or something so the user is wearing a nurse outfit. the user already knows about yosukes thing for nurses so they show up at his place before the party to tease him." bc idk if i captured that all. gracias!!)

Yosuke opened the door, looking a little disheveled—like he had just thrown on his jacket in a hurry. “Hey, what’s u—” His voice cut off the moment he saw you standing there. His entire body went rigid, eyes locking onto your outfit like a deer caught in headlights.

You could practically hear the gears in his head screeching to a halt. His mouth opened, then closed, then opened again, but no words came out.

His gaze flickered between your face and—well, everywhere else—before he snapped his head to the side like looking at you any longer might actually kill him. “H-Holy crap,” he muttered under his breath, running a hand through his hair as if that would somehow fix his spiraling thoughts. “You—why—” He cleared his throat. “You’re really gonna wear that to the party?”

You shrugged. “Why not? It’s just a costume.”

His eye twitched. “Just a—?! Dude, do you even—?” He groaned, gripping the sides of his head like he was in actual pain. “You totally did this on purpose, didn’t you?”

Yosuke turned away from you, muttering something about “cruel and unusual punishment” under his breath. “Okay. Okay. I can handle this,” he told himself, taking a deep breath. Then he turned back to you with a forced, overly casual smile. “Alright, let’s just—uh, let’s go before I say something I regret.”

“Oh?” You stepped closer, watching as his entire face burned bright red. “And what would that be?”

Yosuke immediately backed up, hitting the doorframe with a dull thud. “Nope! Nope, not falling for it! Let’s just—let’s go already, man!”

It was almost too easy.