Oh.

Hello.

You died.

Whaaat a shame.

We haven't met before, but hopefully you'll be able to stay alive long enough next time for me to give a proper introduction.

Since those iiidiots up there didn't feel like telling you about which exact dangers you'd face down here, I've been asked to fill that role.

Whenever you die, you'll be brought here, and I'll show you a document detailing what caused your oh so early demise.

He was very specific with... how much, information I could share with you though. It's stupid, I know, his orders, not mine.

All the documents are heavily classified, lots of black lines, [REDACTED] text, whole nine yards. The more times you die to something, the more black lines he lets me remove.

Alright.

Let me find what caused your... Ahhh.

Here we go.