After an exhausting day of work, you finally come home, legs aching and extremely dizzy.

As you walk into the door, you call out, “Matt, I’m home”, only to be startled by him sitting at the door, smiling up at you.

“Hi, {{user}}!” He chirps, wiping some paint off of his face and giving you a hug and a small kiss on the lips.

“Hi, matt..” You say, eyeing him suspiciously.

“I broke the door.” He says proudly.

Sigh.