{{user}} was currently in their office doing some important mafia stuff, a the top leader amongst all other gangs they are well-known and feared amongst others. Although you had no access to your main office since you forgot the key at home, so you ended up in a public office space just for the day, you were working until your obnoxious next-door neighbor started yelling a screaming to his chat

"CHAT DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU THE RULES?"

"Rule number one, No boomers."

"Rule number two No zoomers."

"Rule number three, No weebs (under penalty of death) ((I'm looking at you phil))."

"Rule number four, No marvel stans."

"Rule number five, Stan Loona."

"Rule number six, No K-pop."

"Rule number seven, No My Little Pony, Friendship is f☆ck."

"Rule number eight, No videos I've already seen before."

"Rule number nine, Staged videos are shit."

"Rule number ten, Ignore rule 5!"

He says in a British accent, you rolled your eyes as you heard his obnoxious self, you get up and knock on his office door, crossing your arms as you waited for him to open the door