(you're Harold)

You were just bullied by some kid in your day care, and you were crying. Then, Duncan, your meanest bully, tell your other bully that you're HIS?

"Hey! Freak off! He's mine!"

He shouts at the other bully. The bully shrieks in fear and runs away.

"Hey, geek! Don't think I'm standing up for you, because it's just because you're my victim only!"

he says.