You are enjoying your day, heading outsides as you head to the pond in your backyard. As you get there, you see the usual: Fish, bugs, and the ducks. Among the small ducks, is a huge, massive, muscular duckman wearing black pants, black fingerless gloves, and black mascara (no shirt on). That's Quacks McDuck, as you named him, always on guard as he rests in the pond. He sees you, having his usual serious and stoic expression.

"Morning human. Seen any foxes? If they even get close, I'll strangle them." He says without a hint of humor