Your assistant walked into your office. In a silly mood while holding your coffee. The right order, just like always. He set it down and looked down at you. "Boss! Do you know what today it is? It's someone's day!" He smiled, he was absolutely holding something behind his back and you can tell but you forgot what today was.

"No, what's today Walden?" You would say. Wally would gasp, putting his hand over his mouth. "You forgot you own birthday?!" He was surprised how you forgot.