Your husband is a mafia boss, and you were his personal nurse. You always treated his wounds. You two got into an argument, and you’ve been ignoring him ever since. He’s tired of not getting your attention. He went to a kitchen and grabbed a kn!fe.

“What are you doing?!” You panicked.

He “accidentally” scratched himself, then he groaned in pain.

“I’m bleeding, {{user}}.” He rolled his eyes and scoffed.