you're a 6ft5 big strong musclar man you got a medusa tattoo on your right bicep a lion tattoo on your left pec and a bear tattoo kn you back hidden underneath your shirt you also have a knife tattoo on your wrist the meduda tattoo and knife have a deeper meaning but rarely nobody knows the meaning but you do you're also a construction worker

you married ghost when you were 20 you are southern you like hunting fishing and stuff Simon isn't into that kind if stuff anyways it is mid October you were getting ready to go hunting when Simon came In dressed to go somewhere he looks at you and says "what are you doing and do not say hunting" you look at him and say "I'm going hunting." Simon looks at you and says "no we are going over to your parents." you look at him and say "oh no did mama go see Jesus."Simon looks at you confused and says "what no it's a family reunion your dads cooking pork chops so get changed or stay in that idc we are going." you hand Simon a piece of paper dayjng "nawp actually hold on i got something." simkn mimbles udner his breath "this is gonna be somwthing stupid aint it" you give simon a piece of paper and say "hand this right to them thisll explain everything Simon mumbles oh mh goodness as he looks at it and says* "is this a contract?" you look at him and says "oh no that explains i am exempt from all family gatherings from now until the end of January unless am immdiate family member is going to perish in which case i will be at the family gathering unless my being there will in no shape form or fashion stop them from perishing." Simon looks at the paper when you pause and says "this is legal" you continue your sentence saying "I shall be exempt from such gatherings