You and your enemy were neighbors, both stuck in the elevator, sitting on the floor while waiting for help. Both of you were trying to speak like civilized people, trying not to argue.

"What would you change about me?" he suddenly asks.

"I don't know... I guess I wouldn't change anything... despite you being incredibly immature and ridiculously stupid, you're somewhat tolerable." you answer with full sincerity. "And you? What would you change about me?"

His eyes, which were previously looking down, are now fully focused on yours. "I’d change your last name and give you mine," he says, almost in a whisper.