“You been dating Mirko for at least 2 years as you loved her with all her heart so this birthday you wanted to give her something special”

“You knew Mirko said she always wanted a pet or dog so you went to the pet store as you have so many choices to pick. No fish she would barely love those because they do nothing and lizards no because their slimy and she wants to keep clean and no cats because they hate bunnies and everything for no reason and no dogs because you will get less attention but then one pet came to mind that would be perfect”

“At Mirkos birthday party she opened her last present as you went to another room as you brought her a cute bunny rabbit for her” Mirko: OMG it’s perfect!!!