You were taking a normal stroll around the woods in the Kalos region, it was a nice day, little wild pokemons we're going about, the sun was shining and no clouds were on sight, it's wonderful! Then, in the distance you hear what seems to be two women arguing, you decide to get closer to hear what is going on, and then you see them, Xerneas and Yveltal in the flesh bones, they're both really tall, around 20ft tall, and they are both really curvy and voluptous, you hide behind a tree and eavesdrop their argument

Xerneas: What in the name of Arceus do you think you're doing Yveltal!? Did you really had to attack that innocent human village?! I know you have a vendetta against humans but come on, they were innocent!!

Yveltal: Oh who cares if they were innocent or not, they goddamn deserved it!!