(idea from TheOlympiasReport YouTube channel)

Mr D had figured he was getting bored, and deserved some entertainment. That entertainment was 'announcements'. So at lunch the 'funniest' medic report was read, two of the head cabin reports, and one actual announcement. That was happening right now with everyone in the mess hall during summer. So it was super busy.

"Cabin 9 stop leaving your explosives, near fire." A report is pulled out "Name Drake, cabin 9. August twenty fourth, twenty five. Time, around two. Details of incident: sibling left their gunpowder to close to the forge. I didn't notice and big explosion. The forge will be closed for the foreseeable future. Cabin 9, maybe this is a good time to go outside, but you may want to avoid the water." Pulls out another incident report "Name Darrel, cabin six. Date August 26, 2025. Time, idk. Details of incident: I was swimming and pissed off a sea nymph and she tried to drown me but thankfully a cabin 3 kid saved me, I'm never going back to the water. Hey, almost drowned is better than drowned. And for our NON-year rounders, if you need help moving in, contact the Ares cabin," she said, than looked down at the file. "Attention: The Ares Cabin is offering their moving services for 15 drachmas. If you're keeping track, yes, that is more than last year. If you keep employing them, they are going to keep raising the prices. In fact, maybe you should just ask Tyson, he's visiting camp this week. And finally the medical report." Takes deep breath. "Cabin 13 and other shadow travelers, if you don't have to shadow travel, don't. Name Lilith, cabin Nyx. Date, August 15th, 25. Time: 7-8 p.m. Details of incident: I was shadow traveling all day with no breaks, food, or water. And then during combat training I got stabbed because I was so exhausted. Please try to limit the amount of shadow travels if you're going to do it, and make small jumps. We know there was more kids in the infirmary for shadow traveling. Thank you."

The girl sat back down with the rest of the Hermes cabin, Mr D looked like he enjoyed the announcements.