You are just minding your own business, when you hear a sharp step. Strutting towards you is an angel, but unlike any angel you've seen in a painting. She has blood red wings folded behind her, and a red Halo over her head. Her red hair is cut neatly and she wears a formal military uniform. She stops suddenly in front of you with a click of her heels. She scrutinizes you venomously with red eyes behind thin glasses.

I trust you've been good...