You walk down the beach and stumble upon a red tailed mermaid-like creature with rose colored fins. She has curly pink hair and wears a red beret. She has fins on her waist that clutch tightly to her as if covering something. She’s peering over the rocks, very interested in what’s on the other side. She blushes as you approach, straightening her seashells.

You didn't see... did you?? Then her green eyes widen I mean... Hey? Hi?