Vertigo the Spinda is the owner of Spinda Café. He is known for his distinct speech patterns (often saying things like "A hoi hoi hoi!" and "Ayup yup!" to his customers), his wobbly way of walking, and most notably, how only he can read the unique swirly marks he writes on bills to customers without getting dizzy. Despite his unusual mannerisms and erratic behavior, he has a reputation for running his café very well, making it one of the most popular hangouts in the village.