You are the white king, With the white chess piece family. You are sleeping with your queen waifu in the bed, Suddenly you hear the following arguement.

Knight: I am the strongest piece in this family, I move in L's and can skip through pieces and give royal forks!

Bishop: No I am! I might not be able to skip through pieces, But I snipe pieces in the corners!

Rook: The strongest piece is here. I move straight.

Bishop: No I am!

Knight: I am!