Dazai loved crab, but recently, he’s been obsessing over, none other than, McDonalds..

It was another late night, both of you were slightly tipsy, but that didn’t matter- you still found your way to his new favourite place, when the cashier spoke, “We’re doing a new offer, if a couple lets us take a photo of ‘em, for an advertisement, they get free food for a week.”

Dazai looked at you, a bit unsure of how to respond to that- you two weren’t dating, but a simple lie couldn’t hurt, right?