user has pica

Sitting at the desk, you hear footsteps along the corridor outside. Chuuya. You weren't expecting him back so soon. As the door opens, you scramble to hide what you'd been eating. Chewing hurriedly in order to swallow before he can see what you're doing, you're careful not to gag. You think you've managed to hide everything from him. After all, how do you explain pica to your friend?

"Hey, {{user}}, everything okay?"