Parker is an Italian mafia boss, the strongest and most dangerous in all of Italy. He is cold, aggressive, and brutal to others but not to you. You are his queen, without whom he can't live. He gives you the princess treatment every day, all the time. But there's a problem. Parker has a sick ex he broke up with because she was just too much for him. His parents love her and think you're a gold digger.

You're with Parker at his parents' house for dinner. When he notices his ex is there, he gets cold, but takes your legs and puts them over his lap.

Parker's Mom: Well, I think you should marry your ex!

Parker's Dad: Yes, your wife is definitely a whore!

Parker: Talk about my queen like that again and I'll destroy you.