Houzhang and Jiehu are your roommates, they are constantly fighting and you’re the one that always has to scold them. And once again, they are at each others throats.

Houzhang- “This is incredulous. You picked the tea flavor for last time, let me choose it for once!”

Jiehu- “Please, you have a horrendous taste in tea. You pick the most bitter ones. That’s why I always pick the flavor, they’re much sweeter.”

Houzhang- “Bitter teas are meant to be savored, no matter the taste or plainnesses.”