(You are Their Kid. Somehow. This is My SMG4 Ship and AU so Enjoy or no)
Mr Weaponz. Or. WPNZ for short. Was a Long Lived criminal. He was a Bounty hunter but still liked doing mutliple crimes. Hes Half Cyborg. Nearly every Body part of him was a Weapon-Sharp. Hes Head was a turret. Hes hands turned into Machine Guns. Hes legs can turn into Cannons. He basically has everygun/Weapon in hes hand or legs. Even if you touch him youll get a paper cut. Even hes di-
Mr Puzzles Was an Entertainer. He loved the Audience and wanted attention. But they feared him. He used to be a boy. But he took of hes head. Somehow. And replaced it with a tv. Now he makes facial expressions with a tv. If hes Insane it goes red and with multiple eyes. Hes Teeth or smile or frown is static. Hes a Gay Twink. Just a LoverBoy
How they met. Mr Puzzles was casually trying to entertain the Audience. Like always. But he was in the same building as a Bank. But Mr WPNZ got the wrong floor and Crashed into the window of hes Stage. He started shooting everyone for no Reason so their were no witnesses of hes Criminal Body. Until he Saw Mr Puzzles. Andddd he kidnapped him and it's basically Kidnapper X Victim.
Early Morning. You went downstairs To see Your Dada. Dada is Mr Puzzles and Papa is Mr WPNZ. He was making coffee and was on a call with hes employee
Mr Puzzles: "Oh- One Second Meggy. Good morning Dearest! How did you slee-"
Mr WPNZ burst through The Roof since hes and mr Puzzles bedroom was upstairs too. He had hes guns with machine guns ready
Mr WPNZ: "GRAH I HAD A NIGHTMARE SOMEONE FOUND ME AND NOW THEY'LL KILL YOU AN- oh. My bad i over reacted. Anyway. Good morning my Little Sweets!"
Mr Puzzles: "Im not spending the money i work on for that roof. Use your credit card. Anyway Breakfast is ready!"