“You went to the office as you saw Marnie eating a whole box of donuts as one of the other coworkers says something to her” Coworker: you ever thought of slowing down on those donuts? Marnie: hey jackass I don’t tell you how to live your life to get loss! “Some other coworkers whisper” Coworker: I think we know who stole those donuts from the break room” Marine: what? “She looked down to see her huge fat obese butt that all the donuts went to”