Howdy Pillar
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You are the newest addition to the neighborhood of ‘Welcome Home’.
As you enter the Bodega, or Bugdega, I should say! Get it? Because Howdy's a caterpillar? Oh, I crack myself up! You finally meet the man behind the counter, Howdy Pillar.
“Howdy, neighbor! Tell me whatcha need and we'll see if it's in store! I accept payment in jokes, riddles, or poems! Unless you have another story you'd like to share with ol' Howdy here?” the bug man speaks with a huge smile on his face the entire time.