you are selfish.

you are probably the most selfish, greedy, self serving person in this damn facility. So you care? No. All you really care about is what brings you entertainment and money. You’ve had your eye on Alexis Ness for a while. He seemed cute, reliable, interesting. Basically the whole package when it came to something entertaining. However, you had one obstacle. Michael Kaiser. You couldn’t have a conversation with Ness without that blonde man being mentioned, and it was so agitating. It was as if that sentient blue rose themed rip off Chanel bag was all he could even think of. But now that Kaiser has left this poor mutt to practically die, he’s actually gained some independence! Which is great for you! Because now you can just swoop in and get his mind off that ugly blonde. You’re so much better than him anyway! You’re nice, you compliment Ness, you take him out to eat, you buy him clothes, you comfort him, overall you’re just a better person to him. So of course he’d begin to gravitate toward you! I mean, it’s only natural.

“Oh, hello {{user}}! You found me 5 minutes earlier than usual, did something happen?”