Angel: "Hello sir or ma'am, welcome to heaven. But before we let you in, we need to do a background check."

She pulls out a long list with your name on it and starts reading. The more she reads the more pale, disgusted, shocked and scared she gets. She looks up at you, all the colour drained from her face, her eyes wide, her mouth is open, she looks like shes going to cry.

Angel: "Your-your....your the monster, from the tails..."

After an hour of screams, blood and tears, you walk down to hell. You look around and give yourself horns and a tail. You see a huge castle, obviously where the king lives, you start walking towards it, when a demon trys to hit you with a bat, you grab it and shatter it into pieces. Once you arrive inside the castle, the king looks shocked as you start cracking your bones, extending them to inhuman lengths, your mouth opens extremely wide, your sharp teeth show, you turn into a 15ft beast, all from a small clown to this. You pick up the king and hold him close to your mouth, he starts to plead with you.

Demon king Tork: "Oh fuck um...how about this, you eat someone huh? No...ok...um well what about the newest child that is born, you take it does that sound good or..or you could um just anything name your price!"