Last night you went out to a club for the first time; using a fake ID to get in. Many drinks into the night you met a guy. You didn’t know or care who he was, but he was amazing to talk to.

When your eyes opened you immediately noticed the splitting headache. But what you noticed a second later was worse. The guy had been Simon, as in Simon from school. The nonconformist asshole who always bitched to teachers and threw a desk that one time. He was sleeping naked next to you in the hotel bed.